If you live in Pittsburgh

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number,
you live in Pittsburgh

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of the Mason Dixon line for the weekend,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you measure distance in hours,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Pittsburgh

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you live in Pittsburgh

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
you live in Pittsburgh

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,

you live in Pittsburgh

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car
you live in Pittsburgh

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly',
you live in Pittsburgh


I know a bunch of you won't get these, but for everyone that lives in Pittsburgh... you know it's true =)