In these tense political times, I've decided to do what I epically fail to try to do best. Humor you!
Using cows, Ann Landers shows what each form of government is like.
Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
What's your favorite out of the few? I prefer Anarchism ;)