On a string of Christmas lights it says:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)
On a child's Superman costume it says:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
A pizza delivery guy can get to your house faster than an ambulance?
Doctors call what they do "practice"
Abbreviation is such a long word??
You park in a driveway, but drive on the parkway?
Welch's Juice says it's 100% juice, but they have a banana flavor(how do you get juice out of a banana?)
Why do you think??
Help.
(this is not "the post" of the day, but I figure, what the heck, I need something to do. =D )
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